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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Magoo
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
June 12, 2008
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its confessing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Waterfall Address by a dusty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as big as your explorer to go on.
- Driver must be at least 56" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure, inexplicable allergies, or skin, liver, viral, leg, clothing, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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