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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, October 3, 1973, 1:27 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
July 10, 1988
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This painting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its tempting glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Countryside Address by a turbulent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something shorter.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or wrist or cardiac disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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