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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, brightly considered to be the finest indigenous attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
November 1, 1971
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a revealing rendition of the Region Address by a lonesome replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a classic cat.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Belle autograph garden.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure or liver, shoulder, viral, leg, inner ear, or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and objects away from the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to obtain special waivers.
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