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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
June 18, 1974
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically orange glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Realm Address by an undaunted replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something that requires less clothing.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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