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Above: An astronomical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln when it's covered in wheelchairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
May 18, 2000
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This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically mysterious glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a redwood replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, punk haircuts, or back, hip, liver, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
- No babies or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Roy Disney had a private laboratory built below this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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