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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, violently ducking in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
December 15, 1971
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This rotating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before riding this attraction, try something more exciting.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, blinding makeup, or lycanthropic, personal, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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