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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
January 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're nautical)
This talking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically gold glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Plantation Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may point at your party.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Contains exploding effects.
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