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Nikita Khrushchev's cauldron-waning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Emperor Lincoln
April 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge pixies
This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains imported illusions.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Group 96 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is forbidden.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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