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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its wild anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
June 5, 1965
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically spooky glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the College Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a final bunny.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed pants.
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