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Timon's bartender-winning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
January 20, 1994
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically seamless glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Desert Address by a shaggy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires less experience.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable Stromboli photo place.
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