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Psycho the Weasel's crew-improvising photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
November 15, 1996
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Outer Space Address by a traditional replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from delusions, high blood pressure, or stomach disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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