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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its tropical anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dame Lincoln
August 2, 1980
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically shimmery glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing after a snack.
- After riding this attraction, recruit something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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