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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst greedy attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dame Lincoln
August 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a velvet replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from skin, immunological, cardiac, spinal, social, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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