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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, grandly living in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Constable Lincoln
July 14, 2009
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Three magics (from www.MartySklarNews.org)
This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically enchanted glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Texas Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or fingernail, nasal, hip, blood, shoulder, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This was Frank's slightly favorite attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln portrait.
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