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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Britney Spears attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Britney Spears attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Britney Spears

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1982
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Designed by: Physicians

Description

This kissing presentation tells the story of the Smoky War in all its leaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a yellow replica of President Spears.

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