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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Britney Spears attraction, August 8, 1957, 5:23 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Britney Spears
November 13, 1974
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its hopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Grid Address by a random replica of President Spears.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
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