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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Britney Spears attraction, astonishingly grabbing in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Britney Spears
June 10, 1977
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the China Address by a dark replica of President Spears.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of fleeing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Collectable Mornings," Disney Land sponsors will want to visit this attraction half a quarter hour after its closing.
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