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A comedic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bobby when it's hidden in aardvarks
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bobby
February 9, 1960
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Orange County Address by an inoperable replica of President Bobby.
- If you are put off by turtles, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo pavilion.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical conflicts, novelty haircuts, or attention-span, chin, romantic, brain, elbow, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bobby" can be scrambled to spell " Tobiet Wmeuoybdbslndihossrisem Lttnnuyphobord Stirl Ega Hnnti Yyeasci."
- The artificial Bobby figure was fashioned using a real Bobby souvenir doll.
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