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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln
June 29, 2007
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically whimsical glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Restaurant Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something that doesn't involve tourists.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- Samuel Clemens originally intended for this attraction to have no live tubs.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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