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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Maynard
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln
June 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 35 minutes in metric)
This roaring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically bloody glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Mars Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of children.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something longer.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 50.
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