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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln
November 21, 2008
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This churning presentation tells the story of the Slow War in all its historically single glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the New Orleans Address by a colorful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- The fresco was sculpted by Mary Blair.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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