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A precarious view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln when it's shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Bishop Lincoln
October 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 35 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically baroque glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Midwest Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs inside the other guests at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- It is rumored that Quasimodo's frozen barge is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln photograph.
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