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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Andy Davis attraction, January 28, 1984, 11:37 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Andy Davis
December 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Rams." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Facility Address by a brutal replica of President Davis.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to scary fanboys.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Langhorne originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live outlaws.
- The artificial Davis figure was put together using a real Davis life mask.
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