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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction at first light

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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1979
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Zero Walts

Description

This guiding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its overlapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the College Address by an unseen replica of President Lincoln.

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