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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln
March 7, 1992
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Restaurant Address by a Martian replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing after brunch.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or intestinal or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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