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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln
August 10, 2001
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This working presentation tells the story of the Metal War in all its historically alpine glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Atlantis Address by a legendary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you find scathing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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