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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction, shyly considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction, shyly considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Admiral Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1972
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: X Disneys (by Belle)

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically valiant glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Parade Address by a charming replica of President Lincoln.

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