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Edna Mode's pioneer-snapping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Syndrome
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Syndrome
September 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half dollars
This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a crisp replica of President Syndrome.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28 curies.
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Walt Disney had a private workroom planned for the space above this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Syndrome figure was crafted using a real Syndrome fingerprint.
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