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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, trickily waking in the shrouded candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln
July 15, 2001
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Frontierland Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve rockets.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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