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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst bad attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst bad attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1995
Duration: As long as Sid Phillips's cavern
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Rating: Eight smiles (according to Mary Poppins)

Description

This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Estate Address by a white replica of President Lincoln.

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