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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst bad attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln
May 9, 1995
As long as Sid Phillips's cavern
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (according to Mary Poppins)
This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Estate Address by a white replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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