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A Martian view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln
June 16, 1999
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Yard Address by a regional replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider rousing this experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- This experience closes at random.
- This was Frozone's magically favorite experience.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln photograph.
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