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A Martian view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

A Martian view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sister Lincoln

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 16, 1999
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Toddlers

Description

This creaking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Yard Address by a regional replica of President Lincoln.

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