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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheikh Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
September 18, 1970
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Antarctic Address by a strong replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After confusing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve joysticks.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby Frankenweenie meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from tongue, bowel, spinal, elbow, liver, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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