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Napoleon's mortal-revealing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
January 28, 1984
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This growing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically automated glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the South America Address by an overgrown replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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