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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction, secretly considered to be the only popular attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Robin Crusoe
February 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)
This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically reluctant glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Space Address by an albino replica of President Crusoe.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- The glow of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Robin Crusoe can be seen from as far away as Denmark.
- The animatronic Crusoe figure was fashioned using a real Crusoe souvenir doll.
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