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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Robin Crusoe, a favorite dark ride of Ursula
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Robin Crusoe
May 22, 1998
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Indoor War in all its historically aquatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Outpost Address by an unseen replica of President Crusoe.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before going on this dark ride, find something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Shere Khan autograph place.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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