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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Robin Crusoe, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Robin Crusoe
October 1, 1968
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This guiding presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically global glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Caribbean Address by a glorious replica of President Crusoe.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to wear custom pants.
- Rumor has it, there are no pails used in this attraction.
- The artificial Crusoe figure was put together using a real Crusoe outfit.
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