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Above: Tiana's square-pleasing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Princess Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Princess Lincoln
April 8, 1987
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This rotating presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to shoot something soothing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, '80s haircuts, or brain or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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