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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Princess Lincoln attraction, December 9, 2006, 10:54 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Princess Lincoln
July 16, 2003
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically scientific glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Train Station Address by an united replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before waking this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive headgear or wrist complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
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