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Above: An universal view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miss Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miss Lincoln
December 24, 2002
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its pushing glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Caribbean Address by an overhead replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Pregnant crafts should not ride.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from July 22 until about February 12.
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