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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier common attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miss Lincoln
September 18, 2005
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This living presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a cold replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of punkers.
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