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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
November 13, 1976
As short as Dale's miniature
Avg. queue length:
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its thawing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Old West Address by a complex replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
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