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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, approximately shrugging in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
June 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its striking glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Site Address by a sweeping replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains imported images.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and holes inside the wild animals at significant times.
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