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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with King Lincoln attraction during refurbishment

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with King Lincoln attraction during refurbishment

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with King Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting physicians

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This storytelling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a picturesque replica of President Lincoln.

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