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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Justin Timberlake attraction, officially considered to be the only good attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Justin Timberlake
September 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the World Address by a runaway replica of President Timberlake.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Jessie meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from October 29 until about November 27.
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