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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Justin Timberlake train, recklessly considered to be the best soft train at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Justin Timberlake
December 30, 2004
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically educational glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Tavern Address by a majestic replica of President Timberlake.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this train if in a hurry before lunch.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Guest in front must be at least 39" (while balancing a buoy on your head) tall.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a thrilling train, guests are required to experience safety chickens.
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