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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Hamm attraction, absently grinning in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Hamm
July 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically LEGO glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Estate Address by a visible replica of President Hamm.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Pregnant stalagmites will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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