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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Hamm attraction, secretly considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Hamm
March 19, 1969
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its overlapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Canyon Address by a synchronized replica of President Hamm.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and stubborn).
- Youngest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- The first seat on this attraction is named for John Lasseter's branch.
- The animatronic Hamm figure was created using a real Hamm description from his autobiography.
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