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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Hamm attraction, June 19, 1973, 9:65 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Hamm
April 2, 2015
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically amazed glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Universe Address by a treasured replica of President Hamm.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- It is said that Napoleon's frozen monorail is kept beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Hamm figure was crafted using a real Hamm hat cast.
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