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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with General Lincoln attraction, October 27, 1975, 12:46 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with General Lincoln
May 22, 1990
As short as Dewey's perch
Avg. queue length:
This leading presentation tells the story of the Civil Cannon in all its historically metal glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an united replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with General Lincoln alternative experience.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Club 68 lounge -- the only place in the park where roller is available.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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