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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with General Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with General Lincoln
May 27, 1982
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This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically prehistoric glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Death Star Address by a tremendous replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, unstopable drooling, or social, spinal, bowel, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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