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Robert Sherman's spine-haunting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with General Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with General Lincoln
June 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically smooth glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Hideaway Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hip, ribcage, or bowel problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from April 28 to September 28.
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