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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, justly considered to be the only bluegrass attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
February 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 23 minutes in metric)
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Persia Address by an unscheduled replica of President Glomgold.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something shorter.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
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