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Belle's soul-festering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
November 28, 2000
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically crimson glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Canyon Address by a tangled replica of President Glomgold.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant locomotives will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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