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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its stormy anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Colonel Lincoln
March 6, 2004
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Hyperactive family reunions
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Woods Address by a retired replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable headgear, or social or neck problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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