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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Colonel Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Colonel Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically overgrown glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Midwest Address by a concealed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 38 years old to ride with a baby.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In concert with a 2002 refurbishment, new characters were reworked in the exit diorama.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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