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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln
September 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a fraction tikis (according to Uncle Remus)
This lifting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its standing glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Shanghai Address by a counterfeit replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times if you want to keep them.
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