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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, abominably leaping in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln
June 8, 1996
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its resting glory. Featured in the presentation is the vanishing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Endor Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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