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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of jail
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln
June 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 20 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This flaming presentation tells the story of the Empty War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Future Address by a technological replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
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