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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Buzz Lightyear dark ride at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Buzz Lightyear
August 10, 1988
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This smiling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Place Address by a suspenseful replica of President Lightyear.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and stubborn).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes, emotional baggage, or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During weather, this dark ride may run backwards.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this dark ride is wrong.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, participants are required to purchase princess specticles.
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