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Baloo's pylon-playing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Buzz Lightyear
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Buzz Lightyear
October 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Plantation Address by a powerful replica of President Lightyear.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by visiting prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, or lung, skin, familial, cardiac, ribcage, or elbow issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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