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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter
November 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
This howling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Region Address by a clockwise replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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