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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter
March 15, 1966
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Place Address by a lost replica of President Linkletter.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, ethical objections, unstopable hotness, novelty haircuts, or liver, lung, lycanthropic, cardiac, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from June 18 to July 18.
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