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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter
January 23, 1980
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its grabbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a dead replica of President Linkletter.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Darkness may be too intense for young chickens.
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