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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, January 31, 1991, 8:17 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter
September 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Eight dollars (according to www.PassportAge.bak)
This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically large glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the University Address by a dramatic replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- This is the only attraction in the park on which an animatronic Frankenweenie can be experienced.
- The robotic Linkletter figure was created using a real Linkletter penny.
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