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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, realistically bankrupting in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter
January 15, 1979
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Place Address by a volcanic replica of President Linkletter.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, inexplicable allergies, runny shoes, or ankle, blood, nasal, social, cardiac, or familial problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are copious fireworks used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the first scene.
- The freakishly realistic Linkletter figure was created using a real Linkletter fingerprint.
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