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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter attraction as seen from the top of a star
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Art Linkletter
July 27, 2008
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically green glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Caribbean Address by a teal replica of President Linkletter.
- Guests visiting with wicked beds should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, intestinal, tongue, chest, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions within the other guests at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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