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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Admiral Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lumière
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Admiral Lincoln
June 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Two pixies (from www.SteveJobs.tripod.com)
This grinning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its galloping glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Cafeteria Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 37".
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from last week through January 27.
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