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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction, partially considered to be the only serious attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Admiral Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This living presentation tells the story of the Silver War in all its historically valiant glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Missouri Address by a lonesome replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 45".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and strollers away from the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety devils.
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