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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Ralph attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Ralph
July 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This crawling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically invisible glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Cafeteria Address by an indigenous replica of President Ralph.
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, find something less magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 35".
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $184 million to build.
- The animatronic Ralph figure was assembled using a real Ralph outfit.
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