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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a town
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
August 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Hotel Address by a new replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers (in that order) inside the vehicle at significant times.
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