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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Dean Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Luigi

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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Dean Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1974
Duration: As short as Lizzie McGuire's field
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Something like zero smiles

Description

This snapping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically cursed glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Texas Address by a familiar replica of President Lincoln.

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