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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, universally confusing in the fading sunlight

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, universally confusing in the fading sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1963
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing girls

Description

This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Orleans Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.

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