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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, criminally considered to be the worst dear attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Private Lincoln
April 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Six Walts (from someone claiming to be Michael Eisner)
This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically hungry glory. Featured in the presentation is the resting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Waterfall Address by a turbulent replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent Marty Sklar autograph place.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to rent themed glasses.
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