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A low view of The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Private Lincoln when it's inundated in vision
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Private Lincoln
October 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 50 minutes in metric)
This biting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Holland Address by a precision replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to participate.
- Shortest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- There is a hidden changing room just outside this attraction's queue.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the attraction vehicle.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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