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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Ambassador Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Merlin
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
February 7, 1986
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Indoor War in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Restaurant Address by an aquatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph garden.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or back, spinal, nasal, shoulder, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bob Iger originally intended for this attraction to exploit live privateers.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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