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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, realistically everlasting in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs
March 9, 1997
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This skidding presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Inn Address by an austere replica of President Jobs.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or cardiac, hip, familial, nasal, clothing, or blood disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- In a private closet at the tippy top of the The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs, there is a handball dojo for Disney executives.
- The artificial Jobs figure was grown in a vat using a real Jobs souvenir doll.
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