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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs, a favorite attraction of Hannah Montana
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs
November 10, 1969
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically soundsational glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Realm Address by an influential replica of President Jobs.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from weird tattoos, water-soluable clothing, or liver or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- There is a secret changing room obscured by this attraction's exit.
- The artificial Jobs figure was put together using a real Jobs souvenir doll.
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