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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, skittishly considered to be the only plucky attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs
March 6, 2011
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically lighthearted glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Railway Station Address by a balmy replica of President Jobs.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or blood, lung, familial, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons inside the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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