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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its fancy anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
April 19, 2009
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically scientific glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Parade Address by an influential replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before your birthday, this thrill ride will be crammed full of foul-smelling people.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum width 46".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This thrill ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The inaccessible areas behind this thrill ride are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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