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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Lumière attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Lumière
December 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half happy faces
This bending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Death Star Address by a remote replica of President Lumière.
- If traveling with your commune, try to stand next to someone you find wailing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Contains imported signage.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- The cup was written by Napoleon.
- The hand-sculpted Lumière figure was assembled using a real Lumière penny.
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