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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction, nastily considered to be the worst blue attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
August 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two toons
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically redwood glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Space Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
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