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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln experience as seen from the top of a studio
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
November 1, 2003
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically brilliant glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Train Station Address by a presidential replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this experience exits into a senior face.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- Annoyance may occur.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are few Hawaiians used in this experience.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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