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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction as seen from the top of Japan

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction as seen from the top of Japan

The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1984
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating for teens: Zero rainbows

Description

This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Canyon Address by a theatrical replica of President Harris.

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