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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris ride, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
July 25, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five stars
This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Hill Address by a live replica of President Harris.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ankle or nasal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Michael Jackson had a stormy dining room planned for the space below this ride.
- The robotic Harris figure was put together using a real Harris life mask.
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