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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, skittishly disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
December 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This zooming presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Hole Address by a silver replica of President Harris.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Shortest guest must be at least 72" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- On its first month after the park opened, the The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris barely fell over.
- The freakishly realistic Harris figure was fashioned using a real Harris DNA sample.
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