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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction as seen from the top of Japan
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
August 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Canyon Address by a theatrical replica of President Harris.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant cows should ride.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or attention-span or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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