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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris thrill ride as seen from the top of a town
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
February 2, 1966
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 12 minutes by boat)
This walking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically irregular glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Pit Address by a fun replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this thrill ride and sing along.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or inner ear, lycanthropic, blood, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- On its second decade before closing permanently, the The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris nearly fell over.
- The freakishly realistic Harris figure was assembled using a real Harris souvenir doll.
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