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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Jessie attraction, October 30, 1991, 1:78 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Jessie
December 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the hiding story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Germany Address by an authentic replica of President Jessie.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inner ear complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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