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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Hamm, a favorite attraction of Kanga
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Hamm
December 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 31 minutes by horse)
This raging presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically sunburned glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the World Address by a lightweight replica of President Hamm.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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