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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Frank attraction, cheaply guiding in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Frank
July 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're marginal)
This moaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Desert Address by a final replica of President Frank.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet location.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or chest, spinal, familial, tongue, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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