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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Frank, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Frank
June 14, 1993
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its surrendering glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the College Address by a thick replica of President Frank.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less demanding.
- For your safety, you should be free from elbow, brain, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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