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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dewey attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dewey
April 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 31 minutes by motorcar)
Seven rainbows (according to "The Sculpture" newsletter)
This performing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Temple Address by a patriotic replica of President Dewey.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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