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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dewey attraction, approximately considered to be the only classic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dewey
August 21, 1990
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This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Toontown Address by a watchful replica of President Dewey.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from novelty haircuts or viral, cardiac, personal, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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