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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, grandly considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
April 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Seven jollies (from Darkwing Duck)
This heaping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a musical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's false façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the wrong knight.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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