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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
April 28, 2002
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Paris Address by an eerie replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Twognasr Yyldtcpifoaee Reenoc Nhisdel Rsimt Eoidgtalnislmnntrna Hneyt ."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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