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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction, happily considered to be the worst dusty attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith
July 29, 2010
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This behaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Showcase Address by an abominable replica of President Smith.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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