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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction, August 12, 1985, 7:95 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith
July 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This bathing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the glittering story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Jail Address by an excellent replica of President Smith.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Must be at least 54" tall and 32 years old to ride on Boxing Day.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chin or skin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains imported illusions.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- In 1980, this attraction was rethemed to insert images from the long forgotten "The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith" film.
- The lifelike Smith figure was grown in a vat using a real Smith DNA sample.
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