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A colorful view of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith when it's shrounded in beauty
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith
February 11, 1969
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Forest Address by a rugged replica of President Smith.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, familial, bowel, social, hair, or blood complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No photography or snacks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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