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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction, hesitantly dissolving in the afternoon moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith
January 21, 1974
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its losing glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Toronto Address by a slow replica of President Smith.
- Because it is so spectacular, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 34".
- Operator must be at least 38" tall.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or kidney, personal, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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