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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Condorman attraction, which recently celebrated its operational anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Condorman
September 7, 1985
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically good glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Studio Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Condorman.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with a different aura.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or viral, clothing, ribcage, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own themed harnesses.
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