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A scattered view of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
July 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired juveniles
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a hard replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After slicing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and in diapers).
- Must be at least 46" tall and 36 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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