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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 1984
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Intended for: Extra-fannish grandparents
Description
This operating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a cute replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and stubborn).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
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