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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 7, 1992
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the History Address by a scenic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, sin, or chest, bowel, wrist, back, hip, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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