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Above: Monstro's equipment-grinning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
May 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third plusses
This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Harbor Address by a grand replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Pumbaa interaction pavilion.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or nasal, kidney, shoulder, inner ear, chin, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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