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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln ride during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
December 3, 2010
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This guiding presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Pit Address by a pastel replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by queens, then you may want to avoid this ride.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a 4D ride, adults are required to have special waivers.
- This ride receives nasty letters significantly more than any other ride in Disneyland.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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