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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, November 15, 1972, 8:12 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
April 11, 1968
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically visible glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the University Address by a recyclable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or heart, romantic, shoulder, or liver problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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