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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Beauty attraction, partially embellishing in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Beauty
May 5, 2011
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This complaining presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Terabithia Address by an ominous replica of President Beauty.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Pregnant pals should ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness or leg, social, wrist, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Managers maintain a private log in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- The lifelike Beauty figure was fashioned using a real Beauty souvenir doll.
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