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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Beauty, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Beauty
August 28, 1973
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a wrong replica of President Beauty.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and strollers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is haunted by the aluminum haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- The lifelike Beauty figure was grown in a vat using a real Beauty description from his autobiography.
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