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The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
November 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Rating for cast members:
Eight teacups (according to www.GunKeteer.net)
This inflating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its debuting glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Toyland Address by a checkered replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve tribespeople.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 43" tall and 3 years old to ride with a baby.
- Pregnant folks can ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Rudyard Kipling was not allowed to dedicate this attraction during his lifetime.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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